Number of ham and cheese sandwiches I've had: 11
Most deceptive sandwich that ended up being a ham and cheese: "Ham"burger with cheese
Best mistranslated menu item: Grilled Pork the Steak
Living
"You put your pants in the wrong drawer."
"Uh.."
I'm living in an apartment with a room-mate and a host Senora. She's very nice and the apartment is very spacious, but she has a nearly ending supply of arbitrary rules that I keep breaking. So far I've been lectured after:
1. Not closing the bathroom door completely
2. Not putting the toilet seat down at all times (she has her own bathroom)
3. Putting my shoes near my clothes?
4. Buying more food when I still had two muffins left
5. Saying I like apple juice but not drinking it with a meal of yogurt and a ham and cheese.
El Education
"Who are you?"
"I'm in the class."
"No you're not"
"Yeah I am. I just got in two days ago because of the arm"
"You're in bilingual entrepreneurship?"
"No, you're right. I'm not."
Walked into three wrong classes from jet-lag and general disorientation.
Nightlife
Incredible.
Fun Fact: Drunk girls who come up and yell "I KNOW YOU" are not limited to just the U.S.
