Week 3

Food

Number of ham and cheese sandwiches I've had: 25

Most deceptive sandwich that ended up being a ham and cheese: None. I'm starting to figure them out.

Best thing ever: 1 Euro fresh fruit smoothies from strawberry banana to mango pineapple. Odwalla has been de-throned.

Living

I've almost recovered my full range of motion with my arm. In another week or two I shouldn't need the brace.

Also I'm pretty close to declaring war on my Senora. Her rules seem only to apply to me and are becoming increasingly unreasonable. I've been lectured/yelled at for:

1. Having a glass of water in my room.
2. Not making my bed (while I was in it for 2 days and had food poisoning).
3. Not telling her I was in the house despite arriving before her.
4. Buying food.
5. Having ONE kleenex on the floor which clearly fell out of my trash can by accident. I know kleenex and papers go in the trash.

On a much more fun note I traveled around the city and finally got to see Gaudi park, which is magically 12 degrees warmer than the city and has full foliage in February. I guess Gaudi figured out how to get around winter as well as straight lines.



Nightlife

I took a week off from clubs (I know I'll party harder next time) for some bars and high end dessert shops.

Fun Fact: Pig legs are readily available to buy for all your ham needs.

Food Poisoning

Never eat the anchovy pizza...no matter how convenient it may be.

Week 2

Food

Number of ham and cheese sandwiches I've had: 18

Most deceptive sandwich that ended up being a ham and cheese: The Bikini

Best mistranslated menu item: Donut Cuttle Fihs

Living

More rules that I've broken...

1. Trying to wash food off my plate in the sink
2. Having food in my room
3. Not putting my pants on hangers
4. Putting food in the "wrong" shelf of the fridge
5. My room being so messy that the cleaning lady couldn't clean it?

Nightlife

I may or may not have been out until 5 AM at an electro rager with Steve Aoki.

Fun Fact: It's almost impossible to play ping pong outside on a windy day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Trippin'

You can't get into the clubs with Nike's, no matter how fly they are.

Yes...Clubbing with a broken arm.

Hiss

I step into a shallow puddle and hear a hiss near the streetlight. I turn to see what it is.

It is not a snake, but a prostitute.

She is quite aggressive. I respectfully decline her offer.

My Bar Can Beat Up Your Bar Vol. 1

Bar: Bosc de Les Fades

Theme: Enchanted Forest

I went here over the weekend for a whimsical and relaxing time. There's even a hidden Groto and a stream that runs through the bar.